(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Bodyguards)

#10 Pete Garrison (The Sentinel - 2006)
#9 Jezzie Flannigan (Along Came A Spider - 2001)#8 Sam Simms (First Kid - 1996)#7 James West & Artemus Gordon (Wild Wild West - 1999)#6 Thomas Barnes (Vantage Point - 2008)#5 Jay Killon (Assassination - 1987)#4 Doug Chesnic (Guarding Tess - 1994)#3 Joe Hallenbeck (The Last Boy Scout - 1991)#2 Frank Horrigan (In the Line of Fire - 1993)#1 Duane Stevenson (Dave - 1993)Honorable Mention: Paul Kellerman (Prison Break - TV), Aaron Pierce (24 - TV), Frank Simes (24 - TV), Edward Vossler (24 - TV), Brian Gedge (24 - TV), Nick Spikings (Murder at 1600 - 1997), Nina Chance (Murder at 1600 - 1997), Agent Gibbs (Air Force One - 1997), Tobin Keller (The Interpreter - 2005), Dot Woods (The Interpreter - 2005), Alex Thomas (End Game - 2006), Ben Calder (Chasing Liberty - 2004), Alan Weiss (Chasing Liberty - 2004), Cynthia Morales (Chasing Liberty - 2004), James Lansome (First Daughter - 2004), Simon Donovan (The West Wing - TV), Ron Butterfield (The West Wing - TV), Wesley Davis (The West Wing - TV), Gina Toscano (The West Wing - TV), Barry Allen (Catch Me If You Can - 2002), Jerry (You're Welcome America - A Final Night with George W. Bush)

(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Secret Service Agents)

#10 Kato (The Green Hornet - TV)
#9 Brock Samson (The Venture Bros. - TV)#8 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons - TV)#7 Elliot Wilhelm (Be Cool - 2005)#6 Frank Farmer (The Bodyguard - 1992)#5 Oddjob (Goldfinger - 1964)#4 Storm Shadow (G.I. Joe)#3 Punjab (Annie - 1982)#2 Irona (Richie Rich - TV)#1 The Terminator (Terminator 2: Judgment Day - 1991)Honorable Mention: Mr. Stamper (Tomorrow Never Dies - 1997), Random Task (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - 1997), Sycho Sid (WWF), Bam Neely (ECW), Matt Parkman (Heroes - TV), Gamorreans (Return of the Jedi - 1983), Sal Minella (Muppets), John Creasy (Man on Fire - 2004), Jericho Cane (End of Days - 1999), Sean Armstrong (Mr. Nanny - 1993), Lt. Shane Wolfe (The Pacifier - 2005), Sonny Chiba (Karate Kiba - 1976), Drillbit Taylor (Drillbit Taylor - 2008), Willow Ufgood (Willow - 1988), Buttons McBoomBoom (C.O.P.S. - TV), Frank Martin (Transporter 2 - 2005), Cheech (Bullets Over Broadway - 1994), GizmoDuck (DuckTales - TV), Bryan Mills (Taken - 2008)

#10 Sam Baldwin (Sleepless in Seattle - 1993)#9 Peter Mitchell (Three Men and a Baby - 1987)#8 Ivo Shandor (Ghostbusters - 1984)#7 Arlo Pear (Moving - 1988)#6 Architect Doozer (Fraggle Rock - TV)#5 Doug Roberts (The Towering Inferno - 1974)#4 Tucker & Pat Healy (There's Something About Mary - 1998)#3 Art Vandelay (Seinfeld - TV)#2 Mike Brady (The Brady Bunch - TV)#1 Paul Kersey (Death Wish - 1974)Honorable Mention: Martin Daniels (Clifford - 1994), David Murphy (Indecent Proposal - 1993), Michael Newman (Click - 2006), Newton Davis (HouseSitter - 1992), Flipper Purify (Jungle Fever - 1991), Steven M. Kovacs (The Cable Guy - 1996), Ryan Atwood (The O.C. - TV), George Bailey (It's a Wonderful Life - 1946), Erik (Le Fantôme de l'Opéra by Gaston Leroux), Grapple (Transformers), Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother - TV), Howard Roark (The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand), John Baxter (Don’t Look Now - 1973), Will Francis (Breaking and Entering - 2006), Sandy (Breaking and Entering - 2006), Alex Wyler (The Lake House - 2006), Alex Whitman (Fools Rush In - 1997), Matt Saunders (My Super Ex-Girlfriend - 2006), Dad (Zathura: A Space Adventure - 2005), Stourley Kracklite (The Belly of an Architect - 1987), Melanie Parker (One Fine Day - 1996), Carl Peterson (You, Me and Dupree - 2006), Davis aka Juror #8 (12 Angry Men - 1957), David Vincent (The Invaders - TV), Cotterpin Doozer (Fraggle Rock - TV), Vincent Eastman (Intersection - 1994), Peter Ibbetson (Peter Ibbetson - 1935), Walter Craig (Dead of Night - 1945), Hjalmar Poelzig (The Black Cat - 1934), Larry Coe (Strangers When We Meet - 1960), George Monroe (Life as a House - 2001), Brian Kelly (Something New - 2006), Rebecca Douglas (The Shaggy Dog - 2006), Jonathan Rivers (White Noise - 2005), Daniel (Love Actually - 2003), Beth Stanfield (Firewall - 2006), Annie Banks-MacKenzie (Father of the Bride Part II - 1995), Miranda Hillard (Mrs. Doubtfire 1993), Leo Waters (The Architect - 2006), Frank Fowler (In the Bedroom - 2001), David (Hannah and Her Sisters is a 1986), Peter "Pete" Dunville (Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place - TV), Mark Wallace (Two for the Road - 1967), Miles Harding (Electric Dreams - 1984), Amy Benic (At First Sight - 1999), Sebastian Cobb (The Simpsons - TV), Mark Brendanawicz (Parks and Recreation - TV)

#10 Mayor Lenny (Ghostbusters - 1984)#9 Mayor of Munchkin City (The Wizard of Oz - 1939)#8 Mayor Goldie Wilson (Back to the Future - 1985)

#7 Mayor Larry Vaughn (Jaws - 1975)#6 Mayor McCheese (McDonald's)#5 The Mayor (Tom Goes to the Mayor - TV)#4 Mayor Thomas "Tommy" Carcetti (The Wire - TV)#3 Mayor Adam West (Family Guy - TV)#2 Mayor Randall Winston (Spin City - TV)#1 Mayor Quimby (The Simpsons - TV)Honorable Mention: Chester Wanamaker (Newhart - TV), Mayor Linseed (Batman - TV), Mayor Clarence V. Royce (The Wire - TV), Mayor McDaniels (South Park - TV), Mayor Lucy Rodell (Friday Night Lights - TV), Mayor Wilkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer - TV), Mayor Ned McDodd (Horton Hears a Who! - 2008), Mayor Deebs (Roxanne - 1987), William Borg (Batman - 1989), Mayor Scott R. Pitcher (Mystery, Alaska - 1999), Mayor Ernie Cole (The Majestic - 2001), Mayor of Halloween Town (Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas - 1993), Mayor Barclay (Funny Farm - 1988), Mike Haggar (Final Fight - Video Game), Holling Vincoeur (Northern Exposure - TV), Jean Valjean (Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), Sean "The Mayor" Casey (Cincinnati Reds), Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer (Futurama - TV), Mayor of the Altered State of Drugachusettes (Mr. Show - TV), Mayor Thaddeus Twiddlebug (Sesame Street - TV)

(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans - Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Monkeys - Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Monkeys - Animated/Books)

#10 George (Rampage - Arcade Game - 1986)
#9 Ape (George of the Jungle - TV)#8 Thrilla Gorilla (T&C Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage - NES - 1988)#7 Igoo (Herculoids - TV)#6 Bananas Gorilla (The Busy World of Richard Scarry by Richard Scarry)#5 Bogey Orangutan (Shirt Tales - TV)#4 Louie (TaleSpin - TV)#3 Magilla Gorilla (The Magilla Gorilla Show - TV)#2 Grape Ape (The Great Grape Ape Show - TV)#1 Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong Video Games)Honorable Mention: King Louie (The Jungle Book - 1967), Bongo (Who Framed Roger Rabbit - 1988)

(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans - Animated/Books/Games)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Monkeys - Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Monkeys - Animated/Books)

#10 Sidney (The Incredible Shrinking Woman - 1981)
#9 Mighty Joe Young (Mighty Joe Young - 1949)#8 Thelonius (Babe: Pig in the City - 1998)#7 Bingo (The Banana Splits Adventure Hour - TV)#6 Dr. Zaius (Planet of the Apes - 1968)#5 Goriddle Gorilla (The Great Space Coaster - TV)#4 Dunston (Dunston Checks In - 1996)#3 Fatz Geronimo (The Rock-afire Explosion)#2 King Kong (King Kong - 1933)#1 Clyde (Every Which Way But Loose - 1978)Honorable Mention: Buddy (Buddy - 1997), The Invisible Gorilla (Follow That Bird - 1985), Suzanne (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - 2001), Groove Tube Gorilla (The Groove Tube - 1974), Mofo the Psychic Gorilla (Penn & Teller)

(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Monkeys - Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans - Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans - Animated/Books/Games)

#10 Abu (Aladdin - 1992)
#9 Julius the Monkey (Paul Frank)#8 Boots (Dora the Explorer - TV)#7 Mojo Jojo (The Powerpuff Girls - TV)#6 Phonics Monkey (South Park - TV)#5 Mojo (The Simpsons - TV)#4 Guenter (Futurama - TV)#3 Evil Monkey (Family Guy - TV)#2 Mr. Teeny (The Simpsons - TV)#1 Curious George (Curious George Series by H.A. Rey & M. Rey)Honorable Mention: Chee-Chee (Doctor Dolittle by Hugh Lofting), Herr Nilsson (Pippi Longstocking's Series by Astrid Lindgren), Chim-Chim (Speed Racer - TV), Blip (Space Ghost - TV), Jake Spidermonkey (My Gym Partner's a Monkey - TV), Lazlo (Camp Lazlo - TV), Ham III/Luna/Titan (Space Chimps - 2008), Barrel of Monkeys (Toy Story - 1995), Rafiki (The Lion King - 1994), Monkeybone (Monkeybone - 2001), Mason & Phil (Madagascar - 2005), Furious George (The Simpsons - TV)

(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Monkeys - Animated/Books)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans - Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg's Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans - Animated/Books/Games)

#10 Nikko (The Wizard of Oz - 1939)
#9 Klaus ("Sprockets" - SNL)#8 Jack (MVP: Most Valuable Primate - 2000)#7 Marcel (Friends - TV)#6 Bear (B. J. and the Bear - TV)#5 Ed (Ed - 1996)#4 Monkey (Grandma's Boy - 2006)#3 Mr. Peepers (SNL - TV)#2 Virgil (Project X - 1987)#1 Lancelot Link (Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp - TV)Honorable Mention: Bluebeard/Goliath (Project X - 1987), Mata Hairi/Baron von Butcher/Dragon Lady (Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp - TV), Bathroom Monkey (SNL - TV), Dr. Baloney (Mr. Show - TV), Livingstone (Delicatessen - 1991), Dexter (Night at the Museum - 2006), Dodger (Monkey Trouble - 1994), Spike (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - 1994), Tug/Bob/Easy/Zootie (Babe: Pig in the City - 1998), Elijah (Being John Malkovich - 1999), Zira & Cornelius (Planet of the Apes - 1968), Monchhichis (Mattel), Pepi (Yano Man Toys), Rosco 1138 (The Lawnmower Man - 1992), Bonzo (Bedtime for Bonzo - 1951), Ulysses (RocketMan - 1997), Adam (Ark II - TV)

#10 Aughra (The Dark Crystal - 1982)#9 Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate aka B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens - 2009)#8 Gypsy (Mystery Science Theater 3000 - TV)

#7 The Stygian Witches (Clash of the Titans - 1981)

#6 Muno (Yo Gabba Gabba! - TV)#5 Turanga Leela (Futurama - TV)#4 Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc. - 2001)#3 One-Eyed Willy (The Goonies - 1985)

#2 Kang & Kodos (The Simpsons - TV)#1 Snake Plissken (Escape from New York - 1981)Honorable Mention: Polyphemus (Odyssey by Homer), Arges/Brontes/Steropes (Theogony by Hesiod), The Cyclops (Greek / Roman Mythology), Gaffer (The Muppet Show - TV), Captain Jolly Roger (Pittsburgh Pirates), The Graeae (Greek Mythology), One-Eyed Jack (Muppet Treasure Island - 1996), One-Eyed Midget (The Muppet Movie - 1979), Dalek Sec (Doctor Who - TV), Oakland Raiders' Pirate (Oakland Raiders), Ron Jeremy's Dick (One-Eyed Monster - 2008), Little One Eye (One-Eye, Two-Eyes, and Three-Eyes by The Brothers Grimm), Agent Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch - 2002), The Borg (Star Trek), Captain Ron (Captain Ron - 1992), Mr. Purple People Eater ("The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley), Gabriel Marie (The City of Lost Children - 1994), The Cyclops (The City of Lost Children - 1994), Fist Face/Oculus Orbus/Lock Lips/Aargh/Horn Head (Madballs), Alpha Centauri (Doctor Who - TV), The Bag (My Stepmother Is An Alien - 1988)

#10 Plopper aka Spider-Pig aka Harry Plopper (The Simpsons Movie - 2007)#9 The Griswolds (National Lampoon's European Vacation - 1985)#8 Piglet (Winnie-the-Pooh Series by A. A. Milne)#7 Wilbur (Charlotte's Web by E. B. White)

#6 Flying Pig (The Kids in the Hall - TV)#5 Vance The Pig (Big Top Pee-wee - 1988)#4 Hamm (Toy Story Series)#3 Babe (Babe - 1995)#2 Porky Pig (Looney Tunes)#1 Pigs in Space (The Muppet Show - TV)Honorable Mention: Mitch The Diving Pig (King of the Hill - TV), ManBearPig (South Park - TV), Runt of the Litter (Chicken Little - 2005), Three Little Pigs (Three Little Pigs - Disney - 1933), Spanky Ham (Drawn Together - TV), Gordy (Gordy - 1995), Gub-Gub (Doctor Dolittle Series by Hugh Lofting), Old Major (Animal Farm by George Orwell), Napoleon (Animal Farm by George Orwell), Snowball (Animal Farm by George Orwell), Orson (Garfield and Friends - TV), Bobby (Deliverance - 1972), Piggy (Lord of the Flies - 1990), Okkoto (Princess Mononoke - 1997), Bebop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), Arnold Ziffel (Green Acres - TV), Sir Oinksalot (The Simpsons - TV), Fluffy (South Park - TV), Pumbaa (The Lion King Series), Piggly Wiggly Pig (Piggly Wiggly), Mort, Gort and Wart (Garfield and Friends - TV), This Little Piggy (This Little Piggy - nursery rhyme), Hamton J. Pig (Tiny Toon Adventures - TV), Petunia Pig (Looney Tunes), Treat Heart Pig (Care Bear), Inflatable Pink Floyd Pigs (Pink Floyd), Miss Pigathius "Piggy" Lee (Muppets)